- Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*
- Android : (drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks)
- iPhones: (drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow
You were born an original. Don't die a copy.
‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says
‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers
#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”
(via minor-scale)
school dress codes
- girls: sleeves must cover shoulders, no cleavage should be shown in the slightest, shorts/skirts need to be longer than your fingertips (if its .000567 inches off you still must change)
- boys: hahaha i dont even fucking know just wear whatever
